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Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

and mixing them with vodka

At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.

And then regretting your decisions the next morning.

Because you have to work.

and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.

and vodka

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Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

On the one hand, I'm like "I'm a grown up. I can't put a massive squid plushie on my sofa! Childish!" On the other hand, I'm like "I should put a massive squid plushie on my sofa. And maybe a life sized velociraptor statue in my front yard."

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vambrace:

Dilemmas.

I’m a grown woman married with a kid. I have stuffed animals on display in the living room and posters on the wall. Fuck “maturity!”

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